crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

(via heliolisk)

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neo-yahtzee Chris interacting

officialunitedstates:

does anyone else print out their facebook news feed so they can read it on the bus later

(via yes-wait-no-actually-maybe)

ondemdrugsremix:

are-you-seduced-yet:

[VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON A DAILY BASIS]

the subculture of people that like and reblog posts like this needs to be studied

(Source: jagerbombastic, via neo-yahtzee)

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runsonpizza:

If I were to get a cookie dough & chips ahoy blizzard from Dairy Queen would that make it a father-son blizzard?

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lhommewalk:

i saw a white boy playing an acoustic guitar on his porch so i yelled at him “play wonderwall” and he said he never heard of that song god what’s the fucking point of white boys if u can’t even make fun of them

(via king-flowers)

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